Dearest Child,
Sending you to the time of Humans is not a punishment. Your father and I felt it was time you
learned some responsibility. We
understand they are a difficult species to work with, what with all their identity
confusion and fear of death, but we have high hopes for them just as we do for
you. The Human eye for beauty and their ability
to feel compassion is unparalleled, but they have those opposable thumbs which also
makes them the most dangerous. They are
going through a tough time where we dropped you off, but explore around a
little, maybe you can have more of an impact if you catch them before their
cocky adolescent stage, and keep in mind there are subtle differences from
territory to territory.
You may return home when:
A) You have taught
them not to take themselves so seriously
B) You have taught
them to show more respect for their home and each other
C) You can show some
sexual restraint; humans have well developed guidelines for this
Please understand that your father and I are doing this out
of love and respect for you. We know you
will do well and you may even enjoy yourself.
Stay away from guns, traps, and interspecies sexual relations and you
should be fine. We will be thinking of
you each day,
Love,
Mom and Dad
